this is old sh!te :: august '03...

:: Monday, August 25, 2003
Hmmm Bank Holiday weekends. Don't they just put you off working all together? Apart from booze, booze, hangover and booze, I also found time to put my arm down a poo filled toilet to clear a blockage. Just what you need when feeling sick with hangover. At least the little brown boats can float out to sea now! Also added some small pics of me from when I was at school. Not a pretty site! posted by jpa @ 8:29:58 PM

:: Tuesday, August 12, 2003
P and me went for a cracking 7 mile walk on Sunday afternoon, ending up with a couple of pints of Tanglefoot. Marvellous! Blurred pics on this is moby... of course! posted by jpa @ 8:24:15 AM

:: Saturday, August 09, 2003
Hurrah! Car's back, and it didn't cost me a penny, even though they quoted £150 earlier. I was all fired up ready for an argument too! Window up, window down, all the way home! posted by jpa @ 12:01:47 PM

:: Thursday, August 07, 2003
VW's are reliable, quality cars...apparently. So why the hell has my passenger window fallen out? P opened the window all the way, then "clunk!" as the glass fell off the mechanism and rattled around inside the door. Fantastic! So now the car's with VW whilst they try and sort it out, and probably make up some crap as to why it won't be covered under the warranty. Don't even think about it! VW rate themselves on excellent service. Let's see how they fare with this one. No phone call so far... posted by jpa @ 1:57:59 PM

:: Monday, August 04, 2003
I would have got to work sooner had the stupid baby seagulls not been walking all over the road! They're everywhere! I think I taught one to fly this morning by sloooowly chasing it down the road until the gull realised it had reached 88mph, where it then flew off back to 1955. posted by jpa @ 6:15:58 PM

:: Saturday, August 02, 2003
I've sorted out the giant moth pics that I took last Sunday. My brother and I rode the beast around the garden before it took to the skies. posted by jpa @ 6:39:59 PM

NTL are such a load of bollox! It takes ages to sort all your favourite channels as they provide such a poorly designed menu, and then they screw up the cable box so it's all reset to the defaults again. Useless b@stards! And then there's the lag in the horrible purple menus, (epg etc); bad picture quality; random broadband disconnects; webspace you can't connect to; incompetent technical support; e-mails that are never answered....the list is endless. P!ss me off once more NTL, and my money's going elsewhere! So there! posted by jpa @ 5:12:08 PM