this is old sh!te :: august '05...

dog-sheep... Monday, August 29, 2005
P and I went for a 6 mile walk yesterday afternoon, just across the A24 at Washington. There we came across some evil killer dog-sheep hybrids with giant lovespuds, probably full with poison lambgravy. Or something.
posted by jpa @ 7:14:00 PM

gameboy... Friday, August 26, 2005
Roll up roll up. Come and get yourself a lovely Game Boy Advance SP! Not only can you grab a bargain which includes 5 games, you'll be the proud owner of something that used to belong to me, so it's bound to increase in value in the future! You know it makes sense!
posted by jpa @ 5:32:00 PM

chavmobiles... Friday, August 19, 2005
I see that everyone's now replacing their car's tail light clusters to look like those on a Lexus. Whatever car it is, you're not cool unless the light cluster is transparent and silver. It looks really good and makes you stand out as an individual, honest...
posted by jpa @ 10:44:00 AM

phones... Monday, August 15, 2005
Now that BT are providing free Calling Line Identification I thought this was a good excuse to upgrade our DECT phone, one area of technology I haven't wasted money on! So I went and bought the Panasonic KXTCD 517ES. One for the hall and the other for the study. Apart from making calls and showing who's ringing, the best bit is you can record audio against 20 numbers, so now I don't even have to leave the sofa when the phone rings and I hear "It's your mother!" calling out! :D
posted by jpa @ 5:11:00 PM

hi honey, we're home... Sunday, August 07, 2005
Back from one of the best holidays yet, I've now posted the Kefalonia pics up for your eyes. With some very strange english people over there, my misanthropic dial nearly hit the red. Freaks, you know who you are.
posted by jpa @ 8:51:00 PM