this is old sh!te :: august '06...

broadband... Tuesday, August 29, 2006
It's coming. This Sunday apparently, and about time too. In the meantime I've installed two wireless routers, one upstairs and the other downstairs, so there's nowhere I can't get a nice strong signal. Or the rest of the village probably...
posted by jpa @ 9:21:00 PM

moved... Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Huzzah, we've finally moved house. Gone is the neighbour noise! Bow wow wow wow from one side and hoovering at 8am. Scottish renditions of Madonna's "Holiday" and Outkast's "Hay Ya" from the other. Gone is the smell of dog poo wafting over from next door's garden, and gone is the 17 year old puffed out beefcake in his beaten up Escort, ripping up the road and pumping out his euro-techno-gay-disco crap.
So now we're in a nice and quiet close, detached from any neighbouring houses, and our own drive. Ah the peace, and easy parking! We've even got a fridge that does crushed ice on demand! The only downside so far is no broadband for ten working days. 46kbps is soooo sloooooow...
posted by jpa @ 10:32:00 PM

technojog... Friday, August 11, 2006
Giving P my old iRiver mp3 player gave me the opportunity to buy a new iPod Nano, and a wireless pedometer thing to record my running sessions on. Stuff the special shoes they expect you to buy to house the transmitter though. I just sliced my trainer's tongue open, slid the transmitter in, and sewed it up again. So now I can have an annoying american woman fade out the music to tell me how far I've run, that my knee's about to pop, or that I've just stepped in dog poo.
posted by jpa @ 7:09:00 PM

exchanged... Thursday, August 10, 2006
Hurrah! Today we finally exchanged contracts, and we move into our new gaff a week tomorrow. About time too, thanks to the useless solicitors and useless estate agents. Prolly would never have happened if it wasn't for all of P's arse kicking. Three cheers for the wife. Hip hip..
posted by jpa @ 6:07:00 PM