this is old sh!te :: december '04... hazy... Friday, December 31, 2004 Hurdy gurdy, put da chicken in de basket. We're in Amsterdam at the moment and I'm typing with my eyeballs! ;) It's been drizzling all day and we just don't care. Happy New Year from Leidseplein! posted by jpa @ 2:04:58 PM a clockwork orange... Friday, December 24, 2004 Today I braved the masses and went into town to get my new moby replaced. Only a couple of weeks ago I bought a Samsung SGH-D500 from Orange and within a week the paint had started to come off the side. So today they received more stock, their customer service was excellent, and they replaced my phone without a single query. A rarity in today's service industry. I can now get drunk and fat without concern! Merry Paganmas. posted by jpa @ 1:33:02 PM offshored... Wednesday, December 15, 2004 Save the company mail server strain and send this link around the office instead! Then even more people can marvel at my site! posted by jpa @ 1:11:57 PM ignorance... Monday, December 06, 2004 If I'm jogging towards you and your children on the pavement, don't even consider moving over and allowing me past. Just stay where you are in your overstretched jumper and bulging leggings and I'll just run in the road to get past your wall of stupid. Or maybe we'll see how far I project your chavvy child when I collide with him at 10mph... posted by jpa @ 8:53:00 AM apparently christmas... Saturday, December 04, 2004 It must be Christmas as the decs are up in and around towns far too early. As usual. I wouldn't mind but having them up so early makes me panic I'm not going to buy all my presents in time. :D Anyhow, as Paintshop 'Ho keeps crashing on me I've decided to switch to Photoplop where everything's changed and difficult. Didn't stop me cracking out a fancy xmas title though! Brrr, chilly. posted by jpa @ 6:49:51 PM