this is old sh!te :: december '05...

it's Chriiiiistmaaas... Friday, December 23, 2005
Woohoo! It's gone 4pm so that's me done with work until 9th January next year. Have a festive one, and remember, don't eat your bird unless her juices run clear! ;)
posted by jpa @ 4:05:00 PM

chavscum... Thursday, December 22, 2005
It seems our road is a now available for chavs to help themselves. On Tuesday night I caught some scrote trying to unbolt P's car rear wiper arm, and last night a staggering drunken twat in a cap was trying each car door handle in turn. Come round here again and we'll see how my steel toecaps compare to your Nike Airs. Roll on next year's house move...
posted by jpa @ 4:29:00 PM

ringpiece... Monday, December 12, 2005
Another year, another mobile phone. I've had enough of my buggy Samsung D500 and its annoyances. So I went and haggled for a free Sony Ericsson K750i, down from £50. Even the new contract costs the same as the last, and the free calls can be used at any time in the day. So up yours, Orange, who offered me the same phone for £99!
posted by jpa @ 8:39:00 PM

festive... Thursday, December 01, 2005
It'll be Christmas before you know it, so I've put the decs up on the site to get you in the mood. Beats having crappy javascript snowflakes. They're so last year. Also no more live streaming webcam for the time being, as I simply cba to have it running all the time. Besides, it stops me from surfing in just my pants.
posted by jpa @ 5:30:00 PM