this is old sh!te :: feb '05... salad fingers... Monday, February 28, 2005 Due to a rubbish hangover I did nothing yesterday. However I stumbled across a very dark and disturbed flash series known as Salad Fingers! I haven't laughed so much in ages. Absolutely brilliant! After that watch the other four messed up animations. posted by jpa @ 7:13:00 PM doctor in da house... Tuesday, February 22, 2005 I've just come back from jogging (in the snow!) and decided to pop in to the local doctors on my route. I'm still registered 20 miles away in Horsham so thought it would be best to get a doctor in my home town. But oh no! Because Worthing is full of pill popping zombie inbreds the closest doctor they can offer me is 5 miles away in Lancing! Not the surgery 5 minutes walk away. God I hate this country! posted by jpa @ 5:39:00 PM saucy fondle... Sunday, February 20, 2005 Last night we had our first ever fondue party! Very groovy! One fondue was the hot fat variety for frying beef and chicken and the other some cheesy brew. We finished up with a chocolate fondue with marshmallows and strawberries. Tip - don't play the "How Hot Is The Fondue Pot?" game when you're drunk, using your nose. It hurts and I have the burn mark to prove it. :( posted by jpa @ 3:48:00 PM bangalore... Friday, February 18, 2005 Maybe I'm so wound up because I did the call centre thing for two years and actually gave a sh!t about my job, but at least make sure that whoever phones me is competent and can speak fluent English! posted by jpa @ 5:16:00 PM comments... Tuesday, February 15, 2005 Huzzah! I've finally got round to adding comment functionality to my site. Thanks go to this geezer's site for reminding me to sort it! Bear in mind that I can delete your filthy remarks. It's not big and it's not clever! posted by jpa @ 6:21:00 PM valentines... Monday, February 14, 2005 Happy Valentine's Day beautiful wifey! (Yes they might look like Orangutans but they're actually rare Egg Monkeys, found in the chillier parts of the world, namely fridges). posted by jpa @ 9:08:00 AM hot pussy... Sunday, February 13, 2005 Well I don't know what you were thinking, but I'm talking about Charlie jumping onto the dining table during our dinner party last night. His tail wrapped itself around the candle flame and immediately caught fire! Luckily I grabbed it and put it out with my bare hands. Charlie was none the wiser, and I was burn free due to the invincible powers that alchohol brings! posted by jpa @ 10:58:00 AM predator... Thursday, February 03, 2005 Fiiinally Charlie's caught his first prey! First it was a chive, then a piece of bread, but now he's brought me a frog! :D posted by jpa @ 7:03:11 PM