this is old sh!te :: january '05... china man... Monday, January 31, 2005 A chinese man's just rung the doorbell, and in very bad english asked if I was the homeowner. Bad move cheeky chappy, and I quickly responded that I rented. Fool! I don't really! Muahaha! posted by jpa @ 6:39:37 PM spooky man... Thursday, January 27, 2005 It's cold, dark and pissing down outside, and the doorbell has just rung. I'm not going to answer the door as I saw him walking up the path beforehand, and I think he looks weird. So me, Charlie and Gertie hid until he went away. Could have been a nutter for all I know. They like the rain I hear. posted by jpa @ 7:23:05 PM lame... Wednesday, January 19, 2005 Don't bother with the latest Chemical Brothers album. It certainly doesn't push my button! Give it up! posted by jpa @ 1:23:10 PM arse about face... Monday, January 17, 2005 We watched this at the weekend. I quite liked the backwards way the story was told, but P didn't understand any of it! posted by jpa @ 5:15:13 PM flipped... Saturday, January 15, 2005 I received my new Flip Flap solar powered plant yesterday. Check out the groovy leaf action! Barking! posted by jpa @ 9:58:46 AM ebag... Wednesday, January 12, 2005 Buy this bag now goddammit! You could keep your fags in it or something and it also gives you superhuman powers. Probably. posted by jpa @ 1:43:08 PM cat trick... I'm afraid my lack of posting recently has been due to all the hard graft I've been up to recently, namely decorating and exercise. The hall's nearly ready for painting now, and my gut is also getting an overhaul, down 5lb's from last week. :) Jogging on the windy seafront at 7am is paying off at last. However, gommy Charlie has learnt a new trick. At night he sits on top of the wardrobe and pulls the curtains open, letting the street light flood in. Beats blowing off in my face at 4am I suppose.. posted by jpa @ 11:47:12 AM a new year... Sunday, January 02, 2005 P and I got back from firework crazy Amsterdam last night. Before we took off at Gatwick I saw David Seaman with a pony tail and moleskin shoes on. Back of the net. Down came the xmas decs from the site today. The snowflakes were p!ssing me off anyway and upset my browser. So I've gone for a nice airy look to represent a fresh new year. Breathe in through the nose and out through the mouth! Aah! posted by jpa @ 6:49:11 PM