this is old sh!te :: july '03... :: Sunday, July 27, 2003 Hopefully you should now be able to add your comments, should the need arise. Not sure about the tiny tiny text in the pop-up yet so bear with me. Oh, and there was a four inch moth in the garden this morning. Huge it was. Pics to follow as soon as I can be @rsed to sort 'em. posted by jpa @ 9:15:26 PM :: Saturday, July 26, 2003 Oh go on, bl@@dy rain all day why don't you! No chance of getting my filthy car washed today, so I've added the better? mobile phone pictures to the site. Best go and scrub up for our posh dinner party now. Rar! posted by jpa @ 6:53:59 PM :: Sunday, July 20, 2003 Uuuuugh, bit hungover today. Booze and curry last night, and a new unexplainable chunk out of my shin. Some bloke marched into the curryhouse last night shouting about having his grapes stolen, so that was exciting. Then the police arrived but failed to send any grown ups. It must have been way past their bedtime. Oh and useless NTL have started to p!ss about with my connection again. Maybe a smashed up cable box will be making the gallery soon. Grrr! posted by jpa @ 1:58:56 PM :: Wednesday, July 16, 2003 How hot was it yesterday? Well not that hot for me as the office I was in had decent air conditioning. Apparently it was the hottest recorded UK temperature ever, and the roads were melting and the hills were on fire...or something. Give it a few years and we'll have some decent tropical fish in our waters, and mad cacti growing alongside the motorway. Sorted myself a new moby the other day. Went for the rather groovy Sony Ericsson T610 with billions of colours, java, polyphonic tones blah blah. At first I wasn't keen on this camera phone MMS rip off thing, that every network is trying to flog, but as I don't get any calls anyway I might as well use it for something. Blurry low res. moby photos coming to the site soon. :D posted by jpa @ 8:42:21 AM :: Wednesday, July 09, 2003 Are you one of those people who have to rip out their car's rear seats to replace them with sub woofers, and then hang around in car parks blaring out your Blazin' Squad? Well you ain't got nuffin' on this muppet! Or if you're more suited to the water, then you can 'hog' the waves with this! Let's see some waterskis made from animal roadkills next please! posted by jpa @ 8:22:48 AM :: Saturday, July 05, 2003 Have you ever noticed the freaks that wander aimlessly around B & Q? This morning it was like something out of Resident Evil! "Braaaiiins!" I managed to get away unaffected though with enough energy left to do some gardening! :O Check how neat that hedge is now. This is what happens after you reach thirty. I'll be joining the curtain twitchers at the Neighbourhood Watch meetings next! posted by jpa @ 5:54:20 PM