this is old sh!te :: july '05...

bring it on... Friday, July 29, 2005
That pic on the right is a beach in Kefalonia, where P and I are flying to tomorrow morning. Yes I know that's where Captain Corelli's Tangerine was set. How many more times? :) Biab.
posted by jpa @ 8:10:00 PM

how much? Wednesday, July 27, 2005
This Friday's Euro lottery jackpot is a mind blowing £77 million! I could ditch the website and have a thisisjpa island for that! Anyhow, I've wasted another £3 on our two tickets. It could be youuuuuuu....
posted by jpa @ 12:50:00 PM

wet... Sunday, July 24, 2005
Hooray, it's raining! The poxy hosepipe ban means our lovely lawn looks more like a desert atm, so feast on the watery goodness little grasses!
posted by jpa @ 8:26:00 AM

randomizer... Thursday, July 21, 2005
It was about time I changed the graphic on the front page, so I've added some javascript to display a random image for every visit. Only a couple to choose from atm so don't get too excited.
posted by jpa @ 12:23:00 PM

catfish... Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Charlie came running in last night with his lower half completely soaked in water. Seems that he'd taken a swim somewhere by accident, and wasn't too pleased with the experience, being his first ever dip. After P and I towelled him down he was back to his former glory. Thankfully his fur coat didn't shrink but the colours have run a little.
posted by jpa @ 11:04:00 AM

war of the worlds... Wednesday, July 13, 2005
It's a rare occasion that I mix with the public for the cinema, so to commemorate tonight's viewing of War Of The Worlds I've created two mp3 ringtones for your pleasure. These are ripped from the Jeff Wayne version, so now your moby can ring to the sound of oohlar or weeyou!
posted by jpa @ 1:18:00 PM

firepox... Sunday, July 10, 2005
Web design's like a blackhole that sucks in time. You sit down to tweak something and before you know it the whole afternoon's gone. As I hope you'll see I've changed the navigator along the top, as the old one used layers and crappy Firefox couldn't display it right. Let me know if it's easier on the eye than the last 'cos I'm not sure atm. Also does anyone know how to make cell borders disappear in Firefox? Crappy browser not allowing my rubbish coding! Could everyone please stop using it? Thankyou.
posted by jpa @ 7:54:00 PM

dexterflash... Friday, July 08, 2005
Introducing Mr dexterflash! Bear with him and keep checking his site to see where it leads. It's like Bambi trying to stand, bless!! :D
posted by jpa @ 9:50:00 PM