this is old sh!te :: july '06... vindalots... Sunday, July 30, 2006 Warning! Be very careful when you're p!ssed up in the curry house and you're paying for the bill. :D posted by jpa @ 7:20:00 PM eastbollox... Friday, July 21, 2006 Jeeeezus, what's happened to Eastenders? Who writes the scripts these days? Hannah Barbara? Directed by Christopher Biggins? What a pile of crap! Grange Hill is better than this! Like tonight's episode. All that was missing was the Benny Hill music. Yet I still watch it, as everything else is even worse. posted by jpa @ 8:10:00 PM restless... Wednesday, July 19, 2006 When are we going to move? I'm getting bored of this place now. We're currently waiting on the people above us to get their land searches sorted, and then for their solicitor to pull their finger out. Exchange had better happen next Friday, or I'll be a touch irritated. posted by jpa @ 10:34:00 PM surround... Tuesday, July 18, 2006 Movies and games are always so dull when listening through just two speakers. Wouldn't it be nice to hear the roar of that fighter plane going over your head, or the sound of an explosion coming from behind the sofa? Well now you can, with the Sony 5.1 100W Surround Sound System. Buy it as a gift for the other half, and they'll love you forever! posted by jpa @ 7:48:00 PM mouse #2... Saturday, July 15, 2006 I went downstairs this morning to find another dead body waiting for me. Seems that either Charles or Gertrude were busy in the night. This time they'd stripped the skin from its tail, and popped an eyeball out! Lovely! posted by jpa @ 11:25:00 AM mouse... Friday, July 14, 2006 Charlie caught a mouse. Where? Under the stairs. Under the stairs, right there. A little mouse in the cat food. Eating the biscuits. Now it's dead, deady dead dead. In the bin. posted by jpa @ 3:33:00 PM rozzers... Tuesday, July 04, 2006 Whilst on the last leg of this morning's jog I passed Tennyson Road. About four policemen were hanging about, and the first 20 metres or so of road was fenced off with "POLICE DO NOT CROSS" tape. It was only a few years ago there was a murder down there too. Maybe someone was being arrested for littering. posted by jpa @ 5:45:00 PM