this is old sh!te :: june '06...

filthy... Wednesday, June 28, 2006
So glad I'm moving out of Worthing. It seems it rained rubbish overnight. On my morning 4.5 mile jog I lost count of how many ripped open bags of rubbish I had to jump over, spewing their entrails everywhere. Wednesday is currently bin-day. The council won't provide wheelie bins, and as the useless binmen will only collect from the pavement, most people put their crap out the night before with complete disregard to rummaging wildlife. Foxes. Certainly more cunning that Worthing residents.
posted by jpa @ 2:56:00 PM

winner... Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Flippin 'eck! I've come in as a runner up in a Sony PSP competition! :O Lucky me has won a LocoRoco demo, a pen, a hat, a belt and a keyring! They should fetch all of £1.50 on ebay. I can smell your jealousy you know. :P
posted by jpa @ 2:50:00 PM

hit and run... Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Jogging's a dangerous sport. Especially this morning when I ran into a car that I didn't see coming (obviously). After bouncing off the front wheel arch and across the road I picked myself up and brushed the grit from my roadrash. However it seems the car was worse off with a huge dent and smashed wing mirror.


a dent, this morning

Apparently by landing on my hand knackered it, so after sitting in casualty for several hours they x-rayed it and there didn't appear to be any breakages. Now I've got to wear a special (needs) wrist glove thing for a week to make it better. Therefore I'm reduced to the right hand only, so no driving, guitar, or gaming. Boo. :(
posted by jpa @ 6:15:00 PM

homebuyers... Monday, June 12, 2006
Our survey said, .....ding! The surveyor checked out our new gaff today and no big issues were found at all (or homeless people, arf!). A leaky gutter here, a rotten frame there (which we're replacing anyway), so overall a good report. Next stop, mortgage approval...
posted by jpa @ 6:07:00 PM

structural... Friday, June 09, 2006
Our buyers sent a surveyor round today for a full structural jobbie no less. Bit much for a 30's terrace imo, but it was the same cost as a homebuyers apparently. Nice chap, was quite posh, and he was here for over two hours! I went out and let P do the honours, and had my first ever haircut at a proper hairdressers! The barbers weren't really seeing my hairy vision and p!ssed me off last time, so I blew a bit more cash to get my mop in good order. I even got a head massage and a glass of orange juice included. Cor! And before you ask, sorry lads but I'm not gay, but I do have cool hair now!
posted by jpa @ 9:57:00 PM

667... Tuesday, June 06, 2006
...the neighbour of the beast. B-dum, tish!
posted by jpa @ 7:52:00 PM