this is old sh!te :: march '03 and... 23/03/03 :: let's rock Finally forked out on a new PC. Hoorah! After struggling on a P2 333mhz for the last few years I've got my wallet out and upgraded to a P4 2.4ghz with 1gb ram, 8x AGP GEForce 4, and a lovely brushed aluminium Coolermaster tin to hold it all in. Compared to the speed I was used to working with, it absolutely flies along! Bought the lot from Scan, and although Dezz has had loads of grief from them in the past, there were no hiccups at all for me! :P 09/03/03 :: pump up the volume Do you see the time in the top righthand corner of the site? Do you sir? That's new, and so is the funky shower pump that my bro plumbed in this afternoon. The shower now strips limbs to the bone, thanks to being boosted by 40 times. Hoorah! Just over two days until the big three oh! :O 02/03/03 :: birthday boy Ten days until my birthday, when I'll be the 30 years young! OMG! Best start drinking the Oil Of Olay before I turn old and wrinkly. Feel free to send me a present or money...or a pipe...or a cardigan! :D 13/01/03 :: brrrrr! It's bl00dy freezing here today because there are now holes where the windows were! NuGlas are replacing ALL the windows in the house, so I'm at home making sure they don't nick anything and do a good job. Let's hope they don't appear in the RANTS section! Still, at least it's given me the time to get all the outstanding humour additions in. I've also been making a 3d head of myself, with software from digimask.com. Check out the dodgy snapshots... 05/01/03 :: Happy New Year etc. The Xmas decs are down, the cards are in the bin, and I'm feeling much better for it too! Now I need to work on getting this lard off my gut, so tomorrow sees the beginning of a diet and more exercise! Nooooooooooo... 15/12/02 :: curry had a blinding curry in Crowborough last night. Chicken Tikka Masala Madras! Make 'em up to confuse the hell out of 'em, that's what I say. Now I'm tired because I drank too much and slept the night in a bedroom with a temperature of 200°C ! Slowly working through the new humour additions... 8/12/02 :: sat on my arse I'm very tired from last night, so I've sat about doing nothing for most of the day, but I have fancied up the title top left, and made a fancy banner above. My brother fixed my leaky cistern too, which was nice. And then the weekend was over... :( 01/12/02 :: at the carwash Oh no...it's the 1st. December. That means the neighbour has to decorate the front of his house with Christmas tat! It looks really tasteful...honest guv! Washed the car too, inbetween rainfall. You can check out my hard graft in this 800kb movie I created! :D 9/11/02 :: excuses blimey, nearly a whole month has gone by with no update. Been busy, ok? Loads of stuff to be added to the humour section soon, but for now I've added some new links in the tech section... 14/10/02 :: godzilla t'was a bit windy outside last night, and so a newt gatecrashed the lean-to... 06/10/02 :: make yourself known OK so I've been busy and so the site has had to suffer, but you can now go and add your comments to the groovy new guestbook! Still testing it so your comments might get wiped :P 08/09/02 :: notes is not dead been on a Notes designer course in Maidenhead this week, run extremely well by a chap from www.dominoresources.com. No time for anything exciting atm... 26/08/02 :: gravel we've gone DIY crazy today and I made it snow in the front garden... 25/08/02 :: sand in my pants yesterday evening we went down Worthing beach. Booze, lots of meat, and a roaring bbq made a perfect evening... 21/08/02 :: uuuuuuggh off sick atm. Got some poxy cold flu thing which is making me feel like sh!t. Ugh.. :( It doesn't stop SilentNight from still being incompetent though... 18/08/02 :: facelift my new site has now gone live, replacing thejpaexperience.co.uk! Same old stuff but with a new lick of paint. :P Here's version 1 of my site, which was then replaced with version 2 here. I suppose this is what they call evolution, or discontent... 29/07/02 :: hosted registered the new domain with fasthosts. They even gave me a courtesy call to check I was cool with everything! Refreshing service there!