property... Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Enough of selling my small possessions. Hell, let's sell the entire house! Only 2 miles from the beach or the woods too. You sound temptedings. You like?
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willy... Monday, August 25, 2008
Some new pics of Will have been uploaded. Clearly someone disapproved of the Christening:

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ebay food... Sunday, August 17, 2008
Yet more of my finest tastybits are available for your consumption. Fridge. Bag. Replicator. Game. Done.
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crumpet... Friday, August 01, 2008
Whilst I was jogging down a country lane first thing this morning I ran past a crumpet lying in the middle of the road. Perhaps it was the victim of "assault and buttery".
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sidebar... Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Hmm, I'm posting this from an app called Blogger Buddy running in my Vista sidebar. Wonder if it will get me posting more often. My arse.
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mileage... Sunday, May 11, 2008
Since buying my Nike+ kit for my iPod it seems I've knocked up 1000 miles now, from 167 runs, and two pairs of trainers.

run forrest, run
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thisisebay... Sunday, May 04, 2008
Yet more of my finest wares are available at the online auction site. Why not start your feast with a tasty Muse Bouche of the classic PS2 game, Parappa The Rapper 2. Then to follow a delightful Radeon 9800 Pro, with Arctic Cooler on the side? For your main course may I suggest a 60gb PS3 in the most excellent condition. And if you still have room for a dessert then the DDR RAM is very good at this time of year. Bon appetit!
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will.i.am... Wednesday, April 23, 2008
The little man's growing up quickly, especially as he's now eating rice, pears, apples and carrots. So I've had a bit of a tidy in his photo area to make room for some newer shots. I win the bet that he'd have blue eyes and blonde hair, so I'm ready for my free meal and drinking session whenever you are, P xxx.
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graphics... Saturday, April 19, 2008
Play the latest PC games by installing this 512mb X1950 Pro graphics card. Or if your gaming's on the PS3, then buy Unreal Tournament III. Failing that, wear these jeans and pretend you're in a game, or something.
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dark... Saturday, April 12, 2008
Those with a trained eye will observe that I've changed the background colour to dark grey. It's times like these I wish I'd used CSS throughout so I only had one reference to change. Took me flippin' ages updating every page. Now all I need is an audience to notice. :\
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ouch... Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Today I had to visit the dentist to have two more wisdom teeth removed. That's three in total that have come out now, leaving me with three. That's right, I had six wisdom teeth in total, making me some dental freak of nature. :S

no more food for you two
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bonanza... Saturday, March 08, 2008
It's ebay time again, and this week I'm selling my 17" LCD monitor, JBL Creature II speakers, a multimedia keyboard, and to top it off some funky slippers. Buy them all! Now!
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sink... Sunday, February 03, 2008
The difference between a Buffalo and a Bison is you can wash your hands in a Bison. However this sink would probably look nicer in your bathroom.
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ebay... Monday, January 14, 2008
Buy my Alpine head unit that I've just swapped out. One careful owner, has a decent taste in music, and PLAYS VERY LOUD!
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charged...
Well the battery's all charged and seems to be holding on to it, but then we've only driven to the pub and the supermarket since. I've just re-installed the head unit to see if that sucks the power with everything switched off. Portsmouth tomorrow, so that's when it'll feck about. Be sure to wave as you drive past a black Golf broken down on the A27.
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flat... Saturday, January 12, 2008
This morning I spent fitting my new car stereo, which included taking the glove box out to drill a hole for the ipod wire. The head unit swap itself was a simple task as it was an Alpine I was taking out, so I could use the same connector and everything. Everything went smoothly (apart from nearly ripping a fingernail off) and the sound and ipod control was very impressive.
In the afternoon the three of us piled in the motor to head out for a walk. Only the car had other ideas and wouldn't turn the engine over due to a flat battery. Tits. With the walk cancelled I've had to cycle to Halfords and blow £38 on a battery charger and get that sorted before I can diagnose the fault. How it can be caused by a new stereo with identical pinouts I don't know. I'm going to get drunk now. :)
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navigator... Saturday, January 05, 2008
I've replaced the navigator with new buttons, completely ripping off the look that Apple.com uses. It was time to ditch some areas of the site that I cba with, such as the "cam" and "files" pages. We're now using the ipcam in the nursery to keep an eye on Will, so it's no longer available on the web for all the dirty pedos to get their thrills with.
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snow... Thursday, January 03, 2008
Woo, it's started to snow in Angmering! Bet it doesn't last.
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snot... Tuesday, January 01, 2008
The decs are down and packed away for another year, and the site blog's been archived away. So all that's left is to get rid of this stinking cold, then I can crack on with the new year and get back on the exercise wagon. Lordy knows how much lard I've put on over the last two weeks. :S
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where's all the other crap?